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If you’ve been following us on Instagram, you will notice a drastic change in our family.
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Candid camera…
Being such photogenic dogs, it’s only expected that awesome cute and adorable photos of us flood the blog. Like everyone, there are glam shots.. and then there are these… Yap, ah ma is bo-ge (missing some teeth). That explains why her tongue will fall out like that. #ahmatryingtotakeaselfie #ahmalookspossessed #unglamTTM Nope, I wasn’t spared either. The one time I slept with my mouth (and eye) opened. #cannotevensleepinpeace #whysounglam #spoilimage Le sigh. We hate Mummy.
Guess the paw…
We know that one reason why Mummy and Daddy decided to adopt Pecan ah ma was because she is a striking resemblance to me. WAHAHHAHAHA #myparentsaresecretlyobsessedwithme That being said, it’s still as easy as ABC to tell us apart. I mean, I am of course the more handsome fat and cute on of the two. OKAY~ #Iamnotfat #Iamjustbigboned That being said, if you isolate one part of us and try it tell us apart, it may not be as easy as you think. Don’t believe me? Hee…. Let’s play a game of… “GUESS THE PAW”!! Hehe, take a look at the two paws and make a guess which one belongs to me…. Is it this… or… this??? Ha ha ha.. Challenging huh? Are you ready for the answer? Drum rolls……….. ….. ….. ….. If you guessed A… It belongs to… ta-dah~ this dead dog! #unglamsam Yap… it’s Sam i am! And that’s my adorable paw! So obviously, Pecan ah ma…is B! PS: Can you spot the other dead dog in the corner? #camouflagesam #theunglamahma Yap, it’s …
Tissue for you?
Mummy: “Ah chooooooooooooooooo..” “Need a tissue, Mummy?” Give me a treat and I’ll give it to you. #Samthetissuecollector
From Snowy with love….
Mummy came back with a handful of yummy home-made Parmesan and Mozzarella Whole Wheat Biscuits!! They looked amazing and smelled heavenly!! And we just couldn’t wait to get started on them! Just as we were waiting to get our share, Mummy started explaining where these treats came from. Apparently, my bestie’s, Jager, Mummy baked them just for us. Awwwwwwwwwww… so sweet can? That’s not all. Actually, these were baked by her on behalf of Snowy (Jager’s brother)… because… he wants to profess his love for Pecan ah ma. #snowyhasbadtaste #cannotbelievethatahmagotdogslike FYI: This is Snowy, the Japanese White Goldie with bad taste in female dogs. This love declaration came out of the blue and we certainly weren’t expecting it at all. After all, ah ma really isn’t fond of any other dogs. In fact, the last time they met, Snowy was following ah ma around the house. And all the grumpy old woman did was to keep walking away while growling at him. How lovable. So how is it even possible that he likes her?!? Maybe …
Things grown ups do – Doodle at work…
Mummy has a bimonthly deadline at work: which means that she is a walking dead for about a week every two months. (Yap, that also means we are stuck with Daddy while Mummy works late. No likey~) I always thought that she was slogging her arse off at work creating great works (with us as inspiration) like this. Until I borrowed her phone to look through her photos on a whim and saw this…. Say what~~~ Yap, apparently stupid Mummy doodles at work… at my expense! #howcanlikethat #ilooklikeaperverteduncle I mean, at least draw me to look more handsome ma. Tsk tsk tsk… I was not the least happy. #notimpressed On the other hand, Pecan ah ma was very tickled. Of course la, they didn’t draw on your face ma!!! Pui~ Thankfully, her colleagues were wayyyy sweeter and their doodles were so much more flattering. Like this… #samisaking And this.. #Samtheangel (But hor, the one on the left looks like banana leaves…) Well, at least she gave me some treats to pacify me. K la, forgive …
Pecan’s BFF!
Pecan ah ma has a new best friend. And it isn’t me! *Hengs man~* #phew #NEVERFELTSORELIEVED Can you imagine me having to engage in some granny talk with the grumpy old lady?! (Like which veggie is the freshest, why are my boobs sagging.) OMG. *Shrugs* Thankfully, I am NOT her best friend. Her new best friend… is actually.. DONUT! Yap. It was the toy that Mummy bought ah ma to cheer her up during her recovery. While Mummy knew Pecan loves squeaky toys, she certainly wasn’t expecting ah ma’s obsession to her new Ferplast toy. In fact, obsession is an understatement man. Pecan ah ma is literally glued to Donut. And everywhere ah ma goes, Donut follows. That includes our daily walks. She just has to bring Donut EVERYWHERE! Ah ma also refuses to let it go at all times during the walk. Not even when she’s peeing!!!! How can you pee with something in your mouth?!?!!? #unbelievable The truth is.. it’s a little paiseh (embarrassing) for me. Since Ah ma started bringing Donut for …
A dog’s box!
Who says boxes are only for cats? As a Canis Lupus familiaris (aka dogs), we can be rather fond of this magic cardboard too! One of Daddy’s online shopping (prob one of his war hammy related stuff) came in an extremely big box. Just when Daddy was about to toss it out, Mummy had an idea and decided to let us have some fun with it. So with a penknife, she cut over a couple of openings and viola~ My little boxy fortress! It was pretty awesome. It was so much fun hiding in it. Hee, I swear Mummy couldn’t find me and kept walking past me without realizing! #myfortisinformidable A happy camper in his little fort. Sigh~ Too bad for me, Pecan ah ma decided that she wanted to join in the fun as well. So she forcefully squeezed in MY the box with me. #notimpressed Ah ma clearly loves it too. (Spot me sulking in the background?) She was small enough to weave in and out of the cutouts. Not pleased that my privacy …
Our lives through an iPhone – Our weekend!
It’s a pity weekends are so short. But just having two days isn’t going to stop us from having a fulfilling weekend! We started our Saturday at Grandmummy’s! Unfortunately, we also started on the wrong foot and got punished for being mischievous. #notmyfault Wonder why? Pecan ah ma was barking at the neighbor who just came home and I decided to join her on her rant. Like that also got punished. Pui~ Thankfully, Mummy let us off after a quick lecture! Wheeee~ Pecan ah ma attempting to score brownie points by acting cute. As for me, I vented my anger (for being maligned) on Angry Bird! (which also happened to be ah ma’s favorite toy) Ho ho ho… When all was forgiven and forgotten, our parents whipped us away and brought us for a swim! Pity we got caught in the rain doing so. #soakedchicken It started raining cats and dogs and our parents had no choice but to end our weekly highlight earlier. Even worse, Mummy had to bathe us at home! Yucks! Pecan …
Our lives through an iPhone – A darn Good Friday
I adore public holidays that fall on weekdays. It’s like this lovely little treat for me and Pecan ah ma! Being the crazy obsessed dog parent Mummy is, of course most of such special occasions are devoted to the two adorable pooches. (Our resigned Daddy has no choice but to abide to Mummy’s demands) Wahahahhah! #myparentsaredogslaves So, I pretty much spent most of Good Friday (that was last week btw) getting quality massages from Daddy! A clearly satisfied customer. While Pecan ah ma spent her morning tormenting our new toy. Geesh, she looked so pleased with herself! Of course, we also took some time off to wish one of our favorite persons in the world… A VERY HAPPY Nth BIRTHDAY! We love you, GodMummy!!! Why can’t every Friday be a good friday? Boooo~
Sam Forest Loo Lim 