Mummy: Pecan doesn’t seem to be putting on much weight leh.
Daddy: Think her tail wagging burns all the calories. Look at Sam. He hardly wags his tail, that’s why so fat.
My parents are idiots.
That being said, Pecan’s tail is pretty amazing I have to say. It’s almost impossible to snap a shot of her tail as it is ALWAYS wagging at full speed.
Maybe I should try to wag my tail more to burn the extra calories.