Mummy: (Pissed off face) “Did you know you tried to kill the dogs in your sleep yesterday?”
Mummy: “First, you rolled on Sam. YOUR ENTIRE WEIGHT ON SAM.
Then you kicked Pecan off the bed. Hard. I heard her yelp when she fell off the bed.”
Daddy: (Grinning) “HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.. YESH!”
We knew Daddy isn’t very fond of us.
Just didn’t realise he wanted us dead.
Now we are concerned.