Mummy and Daddy brought me for a quick walk and I was busy sniffing around.

Mummy: “Why does Sam has to sniff every single thing that he walks past? It’s like he has a daily quota to meet. ‘I’ve to sniff 5 minutes a day.'”
Daddy: “Maybe it’s because he’s trying to gain XP by sniffing. He wants to level up on his World of Dogcraft.”

… That’s what you get when you have a nerd as a dad.