Mummy is a meando.
Instead of calling us by our lovely names, Sam and Pecan, she figured that it’s funnier if she gave us nicknames.
Pecan, aka Smelly Girl, is clearly not impressed.
(But hor, her name is justifiable! Well, at least until her dental scaling appointment on Monday)
Pecan: So mean… T_T
I, aka Stinky Boy, am even more upset!
I get my weekly baths and granted that I might smell a tad bit towards the end of the week, I certainly do not qualify as being ‘stinky’.
So, I decided to confront stupid Mummy.
Me: MUMMY! IT’S NOT FAIR! I’M NOT STINKY.
Mummy: Well, your fatty body does not stink, your attitude does.
My life sucks.